Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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