bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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