3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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