Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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