I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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