2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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