Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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