she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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