im drinking this country out of the recession.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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