quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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