Reggie can tackle my bush.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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