he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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