R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
accomplished twins. life is a go
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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