Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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