So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I need moral support for this bender
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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