I skipped work to stalk him.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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