How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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