i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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