we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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