never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The air taste purple.
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