i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm too high and old for this...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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