I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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