Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
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My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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