So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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