She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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