I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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