It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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