do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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