She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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