she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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