: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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