I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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