Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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