normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
did i just pee glitter
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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