I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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