Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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