Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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