can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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