it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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