3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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