I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
