I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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