If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
