Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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