You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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