just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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