he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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