its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Found the puke drawer
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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