:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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