Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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